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<title>laquishajonz's Podcast</title>
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<itunes:subtitle>Prank Phone Calls</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Hootchie Momma Laquisha Jonz makes prank phone calls to the naive and unfortunate.
For more visit www.LaquishaJonz.com</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:author>Laquisha Jonz</itunes:author>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>John Lewis Has My Weave</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;Laquisha calls da John Lewis store to see if they have found her lucky weave.]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Laquisha Jonz</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Legendary Lady Bunny</title>
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<description><![CDATA[  Phone interview wit da legendary Lady Bunny; foul mouthed, drag diva, blogster extraordinaire, celebutante and star of Wigstock the Movie.
  Bunny has one of da most widely read blogs on da net and is one of da busiest celebrity dj's in da Universe.
 She's recently released a dvd of her sickest, most ill'n performances.
  As crack ho' Whitney said, "She's not right, but she's ok!"
 Check out her site, www.LadyBunny.net or I will come and cut you!]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Laquisha Jonz</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Nivea Visage</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I rang da Nivea Visage help line and asked if i could use the Young Cream as an intimate lube?]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Mar 2006 16:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Laquisha Jonz</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Ho Ho Ho's</title>
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<description><![CDATA[  Merry Christmas from da Jonz residence!
Salama Kafaji got on her best Yashmak and Maliqua has hit da egg nog so we off an runnin.
  ]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 14:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>LaquishaJonz@aol.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Iceland</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I saw Iceland spokesperson Kerry Katona shopping at Sainsburys so I rang Iceland and axed if i could have her job.
 I ain't no snitch but thats what happens when you give some one a million pounds, they stop shoppin at your crap store...]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 13:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Mary &#38; Joseph book a room for Dec 24th</title>
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<description><![CDATA[  After bookin rooms at Inns in Bethlehem Pennsylvania I thought I'd try da Ritz in London.  Do you think da clever Brits would figure out somethin was strange about a pregnant lady named Mary bookin a room for da night with her husband Joseph and thier donkey???
  ]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Mary and Joseph's room at the Inn</title>
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<description><![CDATA[  I rang the Bethlehem Hotel and told my name was mary and booked a room at da Inn for December the 24th.... will they suspect anything when I tell em I'm pregnant and travelling wit a donkey?]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Midget Tossing for Jesus</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I rang da local paper and aksed how much to take out an advert looking for "little people" for our annual church fundraiser.
 Can you believe this girl had never heard of Midget Tossing???]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Dec 2005 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Santas Helper</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I saw an ad in da paper that said they was hiring "Santas Helpers"... but they get funny wit you if you have a police record.]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2005 15:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Riding Miss Daisy</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I rang a Limo company to rent a car for a couple of hours to film my next video.
I even offered to provide my own rubber sheets so as not to mess up thier leather!]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2005 15:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Claims Direct 2</title>
<link>http://laquishajonz.libsyn.org/index.php?post_id=37799#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Those nice people down at Claims Direct will help you sue anyone, even the director of my latest porn video, Position Impossible.
 
  ]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 11:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Laser my tattoo'd ass!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I rang up the laser clinic and axed them if they could remove my ex-husbands name off my ass. They so freindly there, they offered to hit me over the head with a brick.
  I don't think they wanna help out my grrl Champagne who has a tattoo on her "lips that don't sing"]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 02:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>LaquishaJonz@aol.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>I need a job for Christmas!</title>
<link>http://laquishajonz.libsyn.org/index.php?post_id=37033#</link>
<description><![CDATA[ I been calling the job ads in da back of da paper looking for a little sumfin to make some money for Christmas. Just don't tell da DSS.]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>LaquishaJonz@aol.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>John Lewis got my weave</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I rang da John Lewis again to see if they found my weave. The operator was very suspicious and I think, maybe she found it and was wearing it herself. ]]></description>
<category>Talk</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 17:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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